brendonboydurl:

when ur cooking and u realise u don’t have any oil

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yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

wadepeter:

guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years

obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

markiplier:

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

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Thank You! :D

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

Vanilla Twilight
Owl City

"I’ll watch the night turn light blue, 
But it’s not the same without you. 
Because it takes two to whisper quietly. 
The silence isn’t so bad, 
Till I look at my hands and feel sad. 
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.”