rissahs:

i’d chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

perpetualvelocity:

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS THAT VALVE JUST POSTED OF THE BABIES TRYIGN TO DRESS LIKE PEOPE<,

perpetualvelocity:

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS THAT VALVE JUST POSTED OF THE BABIES TRYIGN TO DRESS LIKE PEOPE<,

rainbowrites:

hxcfairy:

blood-noir | fuckyeahharrypottermerch:


The entire 66 character wand collection made by the Noble Collection, including Luna Lovegood’s first wand only found in the Dumbldore’s Army Set and Mad-Eye Moody’s first wand that isn’t sold anymore.ireadaboutitinhogwartsahistory.tumblr.com




I love how they’re all so different. The wand chooses the wizard, and each one is as unique as its wizard

rainbowrites:

hxcfairy:

blood-noir | fuckyeahharrypottermerch:

The entire 66 character wand collection made by the Noble Collection, including Luna Lovegood’s first wand only found in the Dumbldore’s Army Set and Mad-Eye Moody’s first wand that isn’t sold anymore.

ireadaboutitinhogwartsahistory.tumblr.com

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I love how they’re all so different. The wand chooses the wizard, and each one is as unique as its wizard

gang0fwolves:

I love my skin!

Im gonna cry :’)..

"Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it."

moniquill:

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin